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Apr 1st

If you're interested in a xbox + kinect and 2... →

backtothejerseyshore: I need to sell this quick so if you reblog, I’ll promote you!

Mar 31st

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i took a nap... FOR SIX HOURS. wtf is wrong with...

Mar 31st

i like how i get called a qweef at school...

Mar 31st

i knew this was going to happen. i saw it coming....

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Mar 29th

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The awkward moment when someone says something to...

pushthefeeling: alyaae: They’re like: And you’re like: Then they’re like: All the effin’ time.

Mar 29th

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some people bring me down to the point i...

Mar 29th

my moms husband is on his rage shit and i can't...

every person who likes to cause drama and likes to throw temper tantrums and you are fucking over the age of 40, can suck my fucking imaginary penis.

Mar 29th

398 posts. 10 followers. i'm loved...

Mar 28th

i love garrett marchant.

ahh, i could write paragraphs about this guy but weeze be texting right now and i can’t resist. all you need to know is that he is thee best guy friend a girl could have. i love this kid to deathh and i would do anything for him. i hope we stay best friends for a long time.<3 (:

Mar 28th

DOMO FOLLOWERS, as promised, I am again handling...

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Mar 27th

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i'm done with everyones shit. if anyone repeatedly...

Mar 26th

continuing...

hair cut. i mean really? and you said you were getting the nicki minaj barbie chain. mhm ok. lier. and then you are completely jealous of everyone saying how perfect you are and other dumb shit like asking ashley if your boobs are a. big as mine. UM NO YOU DUMB BITCH. you are a b cup. i am a C36. eat your heart out bitch. you strut around thinking every fucking guy likes you. NO THEY DONT. every...

Mar 26th

i am about to say tons of shit about someone. i'm...

you are a self obsorbed bitch. i seriously don’t know what runs through your head. you believe everything that everyone says and get mad at me and ignore me even if you don’t know its true or not. you are by far the most annoying person on earth. i really just want to smack you sometimes for the rude and derrogatory comments that you say. everyone talks shit about you and every person...

Mar 26th

Mar 22nd

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i love arguing with monica on who gets blairs...

blair, i hope you aren’t reading this.

Mar 22nd

Me and Monica... AGAIN.

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Me: you are hot
Monica: So r u and blair hahahahhahahaha
Me: GURLLLL TALK ABOUT IT
Monica: Wat
Me: nothinggggg. Aahhahahahahah I WANT BLAIR IN MY ROOM SHIRTLESS
Monica: He has no abs he like lifted his shirt in gym and theres notin there exept his titties
Me: ahhahahahhahahhahahah i like titties.
Monica: Loll he has rly sexy muscles tho
Me: FUCK YES
Monica: Ik they make my arms look like spaghetti
Me: hahahahahah BLAIR WILL YOU BE MY UPS MAN?
Monica: Lol hes so effin hottttttt
Disclamer: I'm not going out with Blair, BUT HE IS EFFIN HOT.

Mar 22nd

Me and Monica.

Me: alex said he wants to fuck me.
 .....
Moncia: Guuurl u hot just get ova it hahahaha
Me: damn am i really? i have the sex appeal of a peanut.
Monica: Im bery attracted to peanuts just sayin
Me: FUCK YEAHHH
Monica: Mmmmmm peanut baybay
 I am straight and it's just me and my best friend being dumb asses.

Mar 22nd

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Mar 17th

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If you love your mom. Repost this. One girl didn't...

ourteenagelove: afterahurricanecomesarainbow: ismileforus: yourkisses-: I love my mum! <3 but I hate tumblr for making me all paranoid. FUCK I HATE THIS THINGS ABOUT MY MOM, ALWAYS SCARES ME :||| I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS. FFFUUUU TUMBLR. not again.

Mar 11th

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Some People Are Just Born with Sex Appeal .

fantasyismyreality: And then there is me.

Mar 4th

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Mar 4th

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Mar 4th

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Mar 4th

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Reblog if your icon is actually you.

Mar 4th

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Reblog If U Love Chris Brown , Drake, Tyga , Or...

foreverjuicyy: ohhmyyneverson: fezaisinherzone: & all of them

Mar 4th

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lalalalalalove ♥: Bitch , go die . →

callmegomez: I’m not trying to offend anyone or anything but why is only the Asian section highlighted? The whole thing should be highlighted. This is not only racist to Asians, but also to Blacks, Mexicans, Gays & Lesbians. Like you guys are not the best race on the planet, this just offended half the human race & you guys just highlight Asian? Why cause you’re Asian? So I’m South...

Mar 4th

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SetBabiesOnFire: So some girl I work with goes... →

setbabiesonfire: So some girl I work with goes ‘Too bad girls don’t like you because girls like guys that actually get protein.’ today. Usually I leave it be and don’t say anything because I know she’s just absurd (she thinks the holocaust never happened and there’s no such thing as bisexuals), but today I swiftly…

Mar 3rd

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When my mom tells me to turn down my music

Mar 3rd

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